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We are fraternal twins. I'm Linka and my dopey twin is Nicky. We like to bother humans, meow and sit on people's laps. My brother, Nicky likes to scratch the couch. I only scratch the couch when the humans are out in the big machine with wheels. That's because I'm smart.
O.K. Linka wasn't being nice to me. I'm Nicky. But everybody makes up "pet" names for me. Ha, ha! I crack myself up. I'm not dopey. I am very smart and modest. I scratch the couch because I need to protect the humans from d-o-g-s. If I didn't scratch, I couldn't sharpen my claws. If I didn't protect them, the dogs would hurt them. But Linka is so lazy that she doesn't sharpen her claws often enough.
A poem David wrote about our cat.
Last modified on Saturday, June 26, 2010 by Joel Emer.